[07:54:17] <Lausy> Well, it’s some sort of sex, isn’t it? [07:54:18] <otherr> hi [07:54:18] <Lausy> I dunno. [07:54:20] <PhantomSeriously> .synonym docking [07:54:25] <Lausy> Hello otherr! [07:54:30] <PhantomSeriously> Lol [07:54:33] <stagen> .ud docking [07:54:34] <redditalien> stagen: docking: The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another’s penis. [example] David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty’s stretchy foreskin. [/<stagen> IT WORKS! [07:54:39] <stagen> Whoo! [07:54:44] <PhantomSeriously> It hates me [07:54:53] <PhantomSeriously> 
[07:55:30] <PhantomSeriously> I don’t want to know what happens with the precum… [07:55:31] <Lausi_> PhantomSeriously: i don’t hate you. [07:55:54] <PhantomSeriously> Lausi_: I didn’t say you did <3 [07:56:30] <otherr> Hi I have a splitting headache. [07:56:41] <PhantomSeriously> Hi [07:56:49] <PhantomSeriously> Take a pain killer? [07:56:49] <Lausi_> PhantomSeriously: I [07:56:53] <stagen> otherr: Hi – what do you want us to do about it? [07:56:58] <otherr> Thats a good idea! [07:57:01] <otherr> Lol. [07:57:07] <Lausi_> . antonym hate [07:57:07] <PhantomSeriously> You, Lausi_? [07:57:20] <Lausi_> .antonym hate [07:57:23] <otherr> love [07:57:33] <Lausi_> Y U NO WORK REDDITALIEN? [07:57:42] <PhantomSeriously> He’s in a huff? [07:57:49] <Lausi_> I was about to make something really cheesy, and you start ignoring me? [07:58:08] <budheavy> .ud DP [07:58:09] <otherr> I love redditing at this hour. I get to catch the british people before they nod off 
[07:58:09] <redditalien> budheavy: DP: Double Penetration [example] My Girlfriend is really into DP [/example] ; Shorter nickname for double penetration. Insertion of two penises simultaneously into a slut(whore/floosi<PhantomSeriously> before we nod off? It’s barely the afternoon [07:58:43] <budheavy> it’s early in the morning [07:58:52] <stagen> floosie o_O [07:58:59] <ri0tdorque> … [07:59:13] <Lausi_> PhantomSeriously: He’s insinuating that Brits go to bed early. [07:59:26] <PhantomSeriously> I… see. [07:59:36] <budheavy> .ud your mother [07:59:37] <redditalien> budheavy: your mother: literally “Your mother”. A derivation of yo mamma, used as a joke insult for any occasion. It doesn’t have to make any sense at all and can be part of a phrase. Often use<budheavy> heaheaheahea [08:00:02] <budheavy> I’m gonna spam this shit [08:00:19] <PhantomSeriously> I love urban dictionary’ing your own name [08:00:31] <Lausi_> .ud phantomseriously [08:00:33] <redditalien> Lausi_: Error: No definition found. [08:00:42] <PhantomSeriously> I meant your real name [08:01:02] <Lausi_> .ud your real name [08:01:06] <stagen> lol [08:01:10] <redditalien> Lausi_: your real name: A made up name that you give to a Starbucks barista that is easier to spell than your real name. [example] You: “I’ll have a non-whip foam soy chai skim latte” Barista” <PhantomSeriously> .-. [08:01:18] <budheavy> .ud jonas [08:01:19] <redditalien> budheavy: jonas: Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name. He’s nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor. Even though he doesn’t think so,<PhantomSeriously> Lol wtf… starbucks? [08:01:52] <stagen> .ud Danny [08:01:55] <redditalien> stagen: Danny: an amazing guy. a danny can be defined by 5 words; funny, cute, unique, impressive, & huggable. danny’s are people you can’t help but love. & who could turn down a danny? [exampl<Lausi_> .ud Martin [08:02:06] <budheavy> DeVito [08:02:07] <stagen> <3 [08:02:14] <Lausi_> I bet mine is something terribad [08:02:16] <Algo2> I think it’s time for me to build a new pc [08:02:27] <stagen> I love UD too now. [08:02:46] <budheavy> UD is God! [08:02:48] <Lausi_> Algo2: GOGOGO! [08:03:13] <Lausi_> .ud Martin [08:03:26] <Lausi_> :/ [08:03:36] <Lausi_> It doesn’t like me anymore. [08:03:40] Lausi_ cries [08:03:50] <otherr> Oh well I like the current time flavor of you british redditors. [08:04:10] <stagen> That’s because you guys abuse it, give it time to recover. [08:04:10] <budheavy> .ud OP [08:04:30] <otherr> Do you ever think about how often refreshes the front page and so forth and since so much stuff is reposted with variations : like are there different flavors of reddit based on teh time? [08:04:37] <budheavy> but i like being abusive [08:04:59] <PhantomSeriously> Your name is Martin? [08:05:12] <otherr> me? [08:05:21] <PhantomSeriously> Lausi_ [08:05:23] <stagen> Naw, Lausi_ ‘ [08:05:28] <Lausi_> PhantomSeriously: ’tis indeed. [08:05:38] <PhantomSeriously> Martyyy [08:05:42] <PhantomSeriously> [08:06:01] <stagen> My name isn’t Danny, but I’m sure you can guess what it is though. [08:06:03] <otherr> I’m going to go eat a painkiller! [08:06:04] <Lausi_> maybe [08:06:33] <MartinL> HAH! [08:06:56] <PhantomSeriously> Lol [08:07:25] <PhantomSeriously> Chew that shit up, otherr [08:07:45] <MartinL> .ud martin [08:07:54] <PhantomSeriously> [08:07:55] <stagen> Hah [08:08:00] <MartinL> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf [08:08:07] <SUCHaPYT> when is this SOPA going to be implemented, Lausi [08:08:18] <MartinL> Okay, how do i reserve my name? [08:08:29] <MartinL> SUCHaPYT: Huh? [08:08:50] <transit> SOPA’s not even gone to a house vote yet [08:08:55] <transit> or has it? [08:09:05] <MartinL> What is SOPA? [08:09:08] <otherr> So I never start shaking when I stop drinking but I just feel like I can’t use my hands. [08:09:11] <SUCHaPYT> transit: a rought time estimate? [08:09:15] <SUCHaPYT> rough* [08:09:26] <otherr> Some bill to hurt american? internet freedom 
[08:09:38] <SUCHaPYT> 3 months? [08:09:39] <MartinL> Why would i know? [08:09:43] <bep> time [08:09:44] <bep> flavour [08:09:47] <bep> .synonym flavour [08:09:48] <redditalien> bep: flavour [08:09:49] <ri0tdorque> [08:09:51] <SUCHaPYT> bep >.< [08:09:54] <MartinL> .ud martin [08:09:54] <bep> .synonym time [08:10:02] <redditalien> bep: span [08:10:04] <bep> dun-dun-DUN [08:10:07] <MartinL> Why won’t it .ud my name? [08:10:10] <SUCHaPYT> .ud peb bep bop pob [08:10:26] <otherr> I pulled the alien’s antenna out. [08:10:28] <bep> .synonym pebble [08:10:30] <redditalien> bep: dribble [08:10:34] <otherr> With my butt cheeks. [08:10:35] <bep> loooool [08:11:14] <MartinL> someone please try “.ud martin” [08:11:17] <MartinL> .ud martin [08:11:23] <PhantomSeriously> .ud martin [08:11:30] <Knightari> .ud martin [08:11:31] <MartinL> :/ [08:11:32] <stagen> .ud martin [08:11:46] <PhantomSeriously> you killed it [08:11:48] <MartinL> It’s official, redditalien hates me. [08:11:51] <stagen> redditalien doesn’t like you. [08:12:03] <transit> there is none. next year? it was just introduced oct 26th. it’s been through the house judiciary comittee, and I do not believe any motions yet place it on a floor vote at this time. [08:12:17] <PhantomSeriously> I wanna do my name, but I’m waiting for redditalien to be alive again [08:12:23] <transit> maybe they do something with it today…maybe not. [08:12:46] <SUCHaPYT> .synonym doppleganger [08:12:47] <redditalien> SUCHaPYT: doppleganger [08:12:52] <transit> ISPs are essentially being forced to foot the bill for the changes [08:12:55] <SUCHaPYT> FAIL [08:12:56] <MartinL> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=martin LAWL [08:12:57] <redditalien> Title: Urban Dictionary: martin (at www.urbandictionary.com) [08:12:58] <bep> .synonym my arse [08:12:59] <redditalien> bep: my arse [08:13:02] <bep> charming. [08:13:11] <transit> Deep Packet Inspection. [08:13:16] <PhantomSeriously> Lmao [08:13:17] <SUCHaPYT> .ud bepsenal [08:13:18] <redditalien> SUCHaPYT: Error: No definition found. [08:13:19] <PhantomSeriously> Lausi [08:13:20] <PhantomSeriously> 
[08:13:24] <PhantomSeriously> Let’s hook up [08:13:29] <MartinL> :3 [08:13:30] <stagen> lol [08:13:37] <PhantomSeriously> .ud Collette [08:13:38] <transit> which i don’t suppose would work with a VPN’d connection. [08:13:39] <redditalien> PhantomSeriously: Collette: The best thing since raves or the coolest chick ever known to man. Promises an awesome time [example] WOW, i hung-out with that chick last night she’s so a Collette!<MartinL> I’ll show this page to any girl i meet from now on. [08:13:44] <PhantomSeriously> Oh yeah [08:13:46] <SUCHaPYT> .ud docking [08:13:47] <redditalien> SUCHaPYT: docking: The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another’s penis. [example] David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty’s stretchy foreskin. <stagen> Oh wow PhantomSeriously you’re awesome! [08:14:07] <PhantomSeriously> Indeed I am! [08:14:18] <transit> but i’m sure with SOPA…being able to operate one or connect to one will be made more difficult. [08:14:20] <otherr> Lol I read that! [08:14:36] <PhantomSeriously> About the husband docking with friends? [08:14:40] <otherr> Yea lol. [08:15:08] <MartinL> I feel special now. [08:15:11] <PhantomSeriously> Lol [08:15:17] <otherr> Its kind of not as dumb as it sounds. [08:15:19] <SUCHaPYT> transit: all filesharing servers will need very, very strict moderation then [08:15:34] <PhantomSeriously> Doesn’t sound dumb [08:15:36] <PhantomSeriously> it sounds gay [08:15:59] <MartinL> Any ladies near Aabenraa, ’cause i’m a Martin. [08:16:05] <MartinL> Giggidy [08:16:09] <PhantomSeriously> Ahaha! [08:16:28] <SUCHaPYT> bitch, PLEASE! http://i.imgur.com/EH3Sq.jpg [08:16:59] <otherr> The only thing I can think of is like the melding of dick power. Bringing two men closer together for dick power. [08:17:08] <otherr> It should be called knighting tho imo. [08:17:18] <PhantomSeriously> Lmao [08:17:23] <PhantomSeriously> I knight thee! [08:17:38] <PhantomSeriously> I can’t knight [08:17:38] <stagen> Disturbing thought.. [08:17:49] <otherr> Yea lol cause docking doesn’t seem sexual. And you don’t like dock it sound like you like protect the other one. [08:18:02] <otherr> Or like welcome it to the club. [08:18:03] <whitney> o_o [08:18:05] <otherr> A club of dicks. [08:18:14] <whitney> oh my god I love clicking this at random [08:18:28] <otherr> Also maybe one got some good intercourse. And now they are sharing the secret power. [08:18:35] <PhantomSeriously> Wtf [08:18:35] <>[o0]{} moderation? [08:18:36] <PhantomSeriously> lmao [08:18:54] <>[o0]{} SUCHaPYT: and be popular? [08:19:09] <otherr> I would consider doing it if I had a more outside attitude toward my dick. [08:19:23] <otherr> And there was forsure some secret power on the other one. [08:19:24] <PhantomSeriously> MartinL should doc with other dudes, to share his big dick power [08:19:54] <MartinL> PhantomSeriously: Wait! Can’t i do that with females instead? [08:19:57] <>[o0]{} not going to happen. you’ll likely be able to set up encrypted connections whose data stick out like a sore thumb between trusted users. [08:20:12] <stagen> Like in Avatar?! [08:20:14] <PhantomSeriously> But then it;s not docking D: [08:20:16] <stagen> Woo, awesome! [08:20:20] <SUCHaPYT> busdrivertom, what? [08:20:25] stagen docks with MartinL [08:20:30] <MartinL> I’m not into docking, sorry [08:20:35] MartinL has HIV [08:20:37] <PhantomSeriously> Gay porn *fangirl scream* [08:20:40] stagen DOCKS WITH MARTINL [08:20:45] <MartinL> stagen: Sorry, i tried to tell you. [08:20:49] <otherr> See the way I look at it is your dick has a memory. And women scramble mens brains. So all the men are like docking to keep memory transmission up among the herd. [08:20:51] <>[o0]{} hi…we notice you use high-level encryption. why do you need that? [08:21:04] <>[o0]{} none of you business, you might think to say. [08:21:06] <otherr> He tells a lot of special stories… [08:21:08] <stagen> I’m a mac, I don’t get virus, MartinL [08:21:19] <SUCHaPYT> }[o0]{: u talken to me? [08:21:25] <>[o0]{} you [08:21:40] <transit> i got disconnected [08:21:43] <MartinL> stagen: That’s a myth. [08:21:59] <PhantomSeriously> Your penis is a myth [08:22:04] <stagen> OUCH [08:22:07] <stagen> xD [08:22:13] <SUCHaPYT> }[o0]{: }[o0]{> SUCHaPYT: and be popular? [08:22:14] <SUCHaPYT> what was that form? [08:22:16] <SUCHaPYT> for* [08:22:16] <PhantomSeriously> I love you Lausi <3 [08:22:24] <transit> moderation [08:22:32] <MartinL> My penis is large, UD says so. [08:22:36] <PhantomSeriously> Okay! [08:22:37] <bep> .synonym penis [08:22:38] <redditalien> bep: ballocks [08:22:40] <stagen> MartinL: but true, it is – though I’ve never, ever, ever, in my 10 years of using macs experienced it. [08:22:41] <bep> wrong [08:22:42] <PhantomSeriously> Lmao. [08:22:44] <bep> .synonym penis [08:22:45] <transit> on filesharing sights [08:22:45] <redditalien> bep: pubic hair [08:22:50] <transit> sites* [08:22:55] <bep> .synonym file sharing sites [08:22:56] <redditalien> bep: honor point cooperation sites [08:23:05] <Affi> ö/ [08:23:37] <bep> ô/ [08:23:57] <MartinL> stagen: And that’s why Mac OS > Windows. [08:24:05] <bep> ت [08:24:07] <stagen> Indeedy [08:24:15] <bep> there are many reasons why you are wron [08:24:17] <bep> wrong* [08:24:19] <bep> but let’s just go with [08:24:20] <bep> you’re wrong [08:24:23] <bep> ت [08:24:27] <MartinL> They just need to make it available for people who don’t want Apple, and everyone will be happy. [08:24:31] <SUCHaPYT> what’s that march 15th facebook thing, anyone? [08:24:35] <transit> there is a trust “system” that works because people are essentially anonymous. if your VPN “site” has to be approved by your ISP in order to be accessed set by yet to be written regulations stemmin<bep> الالالالالالالالالالالالالالالالالالالالالالØÂ<transit> moderation…heh. [08:25:16] <bep> Ù‡ÙÂگس [08:25:20] <bep> it’s “the” sopa [08:25:22] <bep> the act
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