[10:28:52] <Algo2> no [10:28:53] <GoMLism2> maybe a giant coat [10:28:56] <PhantomSeriously> Algo2: I thought the tell-tale signs were my boobs and vagina [10:28:58] <transit> yea [10:29:02] <transit> i second that Algo2 [10:29:03] <JamesGray> I saw a guy in a top hat last night on my walk home, then saw him again when going to work this morning [10:29:06] <JamesGray> what the fuck!? [10:29:12] <Algo2> PhantomSeriously: :Unless you post them in a pic, no. It’s not. [10:29:12] <JamesGray> he was just straight up wearing a top hat [10:29:23] <JamesGray> and was probably around 20 years old [10:29:35] <PhantomSeriously> Fair enough [10:29:41] <transit> post one book with Algo2 written around the nipple [10:29:44] <PhantomSeriously> Dat ass yo. [10:29:46] <transit> boob* [10:29:48] <PhantomSeriously> Dat ass. [10:30:00] <PhantomSeriously> I’ll post a book [10:30:01] <PhantomSeriously> 
[10:30:12] <GoMLism2> tell them [10:30:13] <transit> yeah…see. [10:30:20] <GoMLism2> you will post a pic of you with their name [10:30:20] <transit> always that effin high road [10:30:24] <GoMLism2> if they post a pic of their dick [10:30:26] <GoMLism2> with your name [10:30:34] <PhantomSeriously> It’s expected [10:30:36] <Algo2> Girls pretending to be guys can be found out in seconds. Guys playing girls take longer. Tranny’s can always be found out as not born as girls by their hands. FUCKING LEARN THE SIGNS OF THIS SHIT <PhantomSeriously> I wasn’t going to mention it because I thought they’d do it [10:31:01] <transit> high road = boobs + bra + sweater + puffy jacket + scarf [10:31:04] <GoMLism2> i just realized [10:31:09] <transit> low road = boobs [10:31:11] <trollish> All people on IRC are male until proven otherwise. [10:31:13] <GoMLism2> a gay guy could get so many naked pics of dudes [10:31:18] <GoMLism2> by pretending to be a chick on irc [10:31:20] <GoMLism2> Lol [10:31:29] <PhantomSeriously> Lol yes [10:31:42] <PhantomSeriously> trollish, hey dawg. I guess I’m male [10:31:43] <GoMLism2> yo transit [10:31:44] <Algo2> transit: send me a bible (they hand that shit out for free in church I hear) and I will write “algo2″ on it and post pics next to my nipples. I don’t wax my chest so expect glorious hair. [10:31:51] <GoMLism2> i’m a hot blonde chick [10:31:52] <l0x_ph1x> Does anyone know of program that syncs iTunes libraries over a network ? [10:31:55] <GoMLism2> send nudes plox [10:31:56] <l0x_ph1x> Using iTunes API [10:32:00] <transit> not YOUR boob, boob [10:32:06] <transit> damn. [10:33:13] <Algo2> GoMLism2: A gay guy could get pics by just asking as well. I had thousands of friends on Facebook before I quit, many were gay or lesbian. And I sent nudes to a gay or 2. It doesn’t make me gay by<transit> http://floppingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/man-boobs.jpg NSFTD [10:33:29] <PhantomSeriously> LOL [10:33:33] <GoMLism2> Algo2 [10:33:36] <PhantomSeriously> You sent pictures to a gay dude? [10:33:39] <GoMLism2> it’s only gay if the balls touch [10:33:47] trollish looks around for his robe and wizard hat. [10:34:08] <PhantomSeriously> There was a girl online who apparently was sending nudes, I asked for her to send them to me to see if she was actually doing it [10:34:11] <PhantomSeriously> Tits [10:34:13] <Algo2> Yeah. Why not? If I see a lesbian p ost a comment about her body and I ask for pics and she sends them, does it make her not a lesbian? [10:34:19] <Danny> n00ds [10:34:53] <GoMLism2> no one’s arguing against you [10:35:02] <GoMLism2> i would never put nudes out on the internetz [10:35:04] <Algo2> Human sexuality is more complex than a rubix cube. People just constrain it by virtue of religion (which has meant society as well) [10:35:16] <GoMLism2> don’t want it to surface years later while i’m running for president of the world [10:35:32] <double_not_spy> hello? [10:35:44] <double_not_spy> Hey I made it. [10:35:49] <GoMLism2> if people weren’t so uptight though [10:35:59] <GoMLism2> and i didn’t live in such a cold place [10:36:05] <Algo2> GoMLism2: I’d put nudes of myself on the internet anytime. I’m fat and have a barely average penis. People love it? good. People mock it? who cares? I never do it with a link to my work e-mail.<GoMLism2> i wouldn’t wear clothes [10:36:09] <GoMLism2> Lol [10:36:19] <PhantomSeriously> You made it, 00 spy [10:36:42] <double_not_spy> PhantomSeriously is awesome. Where is my upvote button? [10:36:50] <transit> http://imgur.com/ng2PI [10:36:51] <redditalien> Title: Transit McNSFTD (at imgur.com) [10:36:57] <PhantomSeriously> It’s in the paypal account [10:37:07] <GoMLism2> if i post nudes [10:37:08] <PhantomSeriously> You wire me money and then I get an upvote [10:37:11] <GoMLism2> they should be tasteful [10:37:15] <GoMLism2> i should be riding a horse [10:37:18] <GoMLism2> in an open meadow [10:37:19] <double_not_spy> You’re on a roll [10:37:20] <GoMLism2> or something [10:37:33] <PhantomSeriously> mmmm transit. dem titties [10:37:44] <transit> dive into my surly curly clivages [10:37:50] <double_not_spy> nudes of dudes should always be tucked safely behind a NSFL tag [10:37:56] <trollish> GoMLism2: naked with a horse does not equal tasteful. [10:38:10] <Danny> depends if the horse has a bigger dick [10:38:16] <transit> i put not safe for thanksgiving dinner tag on it [10:38:20] <JamesGray> are you really that uncomfortable with your sexuality double_not_spy? [10:38:25] <Algo2> I used to frequently post my phone number and mailing address into the trade channel of WoW, while drunk and insulting everyone (this was at least a few thousand people). I noticed 1 thing above al<Algo2> of it. All in all a net bonus. Alpha males fuck more [10:38:27] <double_not_spy> That would be acceptable transit [10:38:33] <JamesGray> I don’t really *want* to see dicks, but I don’t care much either [10:38:42] <PhantomSeriously> I love seeing dicks [10:38:48] <PhantomSeriously> Bring them to me [10:38:49] <Danny> same, i can see a dude’s cock and be like “yeah dude’s hung” [10:38:52] <Danny> not fussed [10:38:58] <Danny> I can admire it, but not get aroused [10:39:03] <double_not_spy> I mean.. i see one several times daily.. i have to pee ocasionaly you know [10:39:12] <JamesGray> well.. I don’t know about “admire”, but sure [10:39:13] <JamesGray> haha [10:39:16] <Danny> lol [10:39:28] <transit> http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/005/165/ngbbs49f54be46cf2d.jpg?1247194458 << Legend of Dick Neck [10:39:35] <GoMLism2> i’v enever seen another dudes cock while peeing [10:39:41] <GoMLism2> i don’t look over [10:39:43] <GoMLism2> -.- [10:39:45] <Danny> GoMLism2 you never sneeked a peek? [10:39:45] <Danny> lies [10:39:46] <transit> i have. [10:39:47] <ch3m> admire cocks? what wanna get tested for that [10:39:50] <transit> but I was paid for it. [10:39:53] <GoMLism2> no i honestly havent [10:39:54] <ch3m> might wanna* [10:39:55] <GoMLism2> Lol [10:40:01] <JamesGray> yeah, I can’t really ever remember seeing a urinal dick before [10:40:06] <Algo2> Danny: in the words of louis ck, “I’ve never sucked a dick, but that’s just because I haven’t seen one that I wanted to. This dude right here could have the most magnificent penis ever and I’d just <JamesGray> definitely seen dudes taking a peek before.. [10:40:23] <double_not_spy> I agree with algo [10:40:30] <Danny> Algo2 lol indeed [10:40:34] <GoMLism2> somewhere out there [10:40:41] <GoMLism2> there may be a dick [10:40:45] <GoMLism2> you want to suck [10:40:54] <Danny> there is, my own [10:40:57] <Danny> sadly I need to remove bones from my back [10:41:02] <double_not_spy> Danny must type quicker than me [10:41:02] <GoMLism2> if i could do it [10:41:04] <GoMLism2> i probably wouldn’t [10:41:14] <transit> here’s hold this cup under your penis and urinate. you know, i’m being paid $25 an hour to watch you urinate? isn’t life grand. hope you’re clean…would suck if I got paid $25 an hour to watch you<PhantomSeriously> If I used a urinal, I’d definitely take peeks. [10:41:55] <double_not_spy> You don’t use a urinal? Are you the floor pisser that every public restroom has? [10:42:05] <PhantomSeriously> I use a toilet [10:42:06] <GoMLism2> he [10:42:08] <GoMLism2> sits down [10:42:10] <GoMLism2> like a woman [10:42:12] <GoMLism2> trololol [10:42:17] <Danny> looool [10:42:18] <PhantomSeriously> Because… I am a woman [10:42:25] <transit> it’s better when there’s a piss smell coming from the sink [10:42:30] <Danny> there’s womans on the internets?! [10:42:31] <PhantomSeriously> D: [10:42:31] <GoMLism2> hense the trolololol PhantomSeriously [10:42:32] <Danny> lock the doors! [10:42:38] <PhantomSeriously> Omg! [10:42:46] <Algo2> I have a friend that lives in Colorado. His actual job is doing the subtitles for pornos. I laughed at him so much but he says it’s a canadian law that all video be subtitles. Anyways he sometimes<Algo2> naked beaches and ugly fat men and women any day over this stupid notion of morality [10:42:48] <Lausi_> Run! [10:42:58] <transit> years ago…i hear this blood curdling female scream coming from the mens bathroom at the chain pizza joint i used to work at [10:42:58] <double_not_spy> There are women on the internet, but if you want to talk to them you have to pay. [10:43:08] <Danny> I’ve seen dude’s schlongs on the beach in Europe, no-one cares really [10:43:14] <bihtori> D: [10:43:16] <transit> the waitresses had to clean the shitters there you see [10:43:19] <PhantomSeriously> Lausi_! <3 [10:43:20] <whitebooks> http://reason.com/blog/2011/11/23/parents-sue-da-for-charging-their-6-year?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reason%2FHitandRun+%28Reason+Online+-+Hit+%26+Run+Blog%29#co<redditalien> Title: Parents Sue D.A. for Charging Their 6-Year-Old Son With a Felony After He Played Doctor With a 5-Year-Old Girl – Hit & Run : Reason Magazine (at reason.com) [10:43:24] <Danny> you see bewbs too, so balances out [10:43:38] <double_not_spy> PhantonSeriously is obviously the most awesome person in the room. [10:43:38] <GoMLism2> you were born naked [10:43:38] <transit> and someone dropped about a 1lb brown fuzzy looking turd in the urinal [10:43:40] <GoMLism2> nuff said [10:43:42] <Algo2> Danny: That’s my point. Naked doesn’t equal sexual. [10:43:44] <whitebooks> Algo2 that article backs up your point that the USA is mentally ill. [10:43:46] <double_not_spy> but, she is also a phantom [10:44:00] <PhantomSeriously> double_not_spy: I do try <3 [10:44:01] <transit> seriously…it was the baby’s arm of turds [10:44:16] <Algo2> thanks but I kind of knew that from my mentor George Carlin 
[10:44:28] <GoMLism2> double_not_spy PhantomSeriously was* the most awesome person in the room [10:44:35] <GoMLism2> till GoMLism2 joined [10:44:37] <Lausi_> Fuck Skyrim, fuck everything about that game. [10:45:01] <transit> so…i’ve at one point dealt with shit in every part of my life…i go get a pair of rubber gloves and she watches me remove the shit from the urinal [10:45:14] <transit> SQUEEZE [10:45:14] <PhantomSeriously> And that’s why PhantomSeriously doesn’t post boobs, GoMLism2, for she would be numba 1 again [10:45:20] <Algo2> If “shocking” is damaging to a person’s mind, we should just outlaw morgues. Or Carl’s Jr’s (aka Hardee’s here in the south) [10:45:23] <transit> haha…she vomits all over the floor [10:45:37] <transit> “I cleaned up the shit…you get to clean that up.” [10:46:14] <double_not_spy> I have no idea how to send private messages.. is it the /msg (username) command? [10:46:28] <paddez> Yeah. Usually. [10:47:00] <transit> there was this one incident at college where my room mate brought some drunk chick back from the bar…she gets up in the middle of the night, comes and sits on MY bed and pisses on the floor [10:47:01] <Lausi_> transit: Some people are very sensitive when it comes to shit. [10:47:02] <zeezey> dammit [10:47:12] <zeezey> looool [10:47:20] <double_not_spy> So.. if I’m sitting in my underwear eating shredded bacon from a glass jar for thanksgiving.. that uhm.. how is that? [10:47:40] <GoMLism2> I’m canadian [10:47:42] <double_not_spy> i mean.. it is bacon [10:47:44] <transit> then goes in sits in the lounge chair and vomits on a truly expensive imported persian rug… [10:47:45] <Damidam> Hi [10:47:45] <GoMLism2> so i’ll probably eat ramen [10:47:52] <GoMLism2> for thanksgiving [10:48:01] <JamesGray> fuck, I wanna convince my friends to have american thanksgiving [10:48:08] <JamesGray> I want stuffing [10:48:14] <GoMLism2> fun fact i’v enever had turkey with stuffing [10:48:18] <Lausi_> We don’t have thanksgiving here. [10:48:23] <transit> he gets up nekkid, goes to the janitors closet and wheels the entire cart into the room and tells her to clean it up. [10:48:26] <GoMLism2> only cold cuts on sandwhiches [10:48:27] <JamesGray> what the fuck is wrong with you GoMLism2? [10:48:36] <double_not_spy> I’m going to be eating american beer.. also colloquialy known as “sex in a rowboat” or “fucking in a canoe” [10:48:36] <transit> love 3am. [10:48:41] <PhantomSeriously> No Thanksgiving for me either, Lausi_ [10:48:41] <Algo2> GoMLism2: Canadian? FUCK YOU STUPID WHORE BITCH CUNT DIE DIE DIE. You are the reason I have to work today you asshole. Go die in a sewer fire. I hope the queen shits on your grave. [10:49:01] <GoMLism2> i would shit on the queens grave [10:49:06] <GoMLism2> if i could get away with it [10:49:06] <double_not_spy> Why you might ask? It is because our beer is the same as sex in a row boat.. it is fucking near water [10:49:12] <Lausi_> PhantomSeriously: We should make up a European tradition, that surpasses the greatness of Thanksgiving. [10:49:31] <JamesGray> thanksgiving in canada is just the harvest festival basically [10:49:36] <PhantomSeriously> Yes! [10:49:37] <JamesGray> everyone should get on board with that [10:49:54] <GoMLism2> my parents never celebrated any holidays [10:49:58] <PhantomSeriously> Lausi_, pop round, we can have a movie marathon while stuffing ourselves with food [10:50:11] <JamesGray> jehova’s witness or something? [10:50:14] <GoMLism2> no [10:50:15] <Lausi_> PhantomSeriously: Hell yeah! [10:50:20] <GoMLism2> just lazy [10:50:21] <JamesGray> then why the hell not? [10:50:21] <GoMLism2> Lol [10:50:23] <JamesGray> -_- [10:50:27] <GoMLism2> haha [10:50:36] <Algo2> I have to work today and tomorrow ONLY because Toyota’s Canadian routes are running. Toyota won’t allow anyone to send freight early, the japanes fuckers. TOyota can eat shit and die. They sent an<Algo2> Toyota is a stupid shit company that needs to die [10:51:06] <double_not_spy> I just wanted to feel not so alone. Phantom is the first person that has ever understood my name.. or at least the first to ever express that fact in any way.. so that made my day [10:51:19] <GoMLism2> actually no wait [10:51:23] <GoMLism2> we celebrated halloween [10:51:29] <GoMLism2> fuck yeah halloween [10:51:32] <PhantomSeriously> Lol awww [10:51:37] <PhantomSeriously> Double nought spy [10:51:40] <PhantomSeriously> 007 [10:51:42] <PhantomSeriously> James Bond [10:51:46] <Algo2> They have a file called “green supplier guildelines”. I looked at this when I wanted to get recycling at my office. EVERY FUCKING BULLET POINT is basically “follow the laws in your area” [10:51:46] <PhantomSeriously> Hello there 
[10:52:01] <Lausi_> PhantomSeriously: We should call it “European-evening-of-eating-way-too-much-food-while-watching-movies-day” [10:52:04] <double_not_spy> My area has no laws on recycling. [10:52:04] <Algo2> I wish everyone would let Toyota go out of obusiness. It’s a horrible company [10:52:16] <PhantomSeriously> EEOEWTFWWMD. [10:52:19] <PhantomSeriously> For short [10:52:27] <GoMLism2> i wish cars flew [10:52:28] <transit> haha. it’s organic just because we say so and follow the minimum state and federal guidelines, Algo2 [10:52:36] <GoMLism2> i’m sick of this rolling on land shit [10:52:37] <double_not_spy> I’ve been recycyling like shit for a while.. [10:52:48] <Lausi_> PhantomSeriously: When should it be? [10:52:50] <double_not_spy> They pay you for metal.. did you know that? You can just get a bunch of metal and these guys will give you money for it [10:52:50] <PhantomSeriously> GoMLism2: I wish humans could fly [10:52:57] <GoMLism2> depends [10:53:00] <GoMLism2> would we get cold? [10:53:12] <transit> that’s all we need…you can’t even drive a decent IRC chat [10:53:15] <GoMLism2> actually nahh i wouldn’t care i’d still fly [10:53:19] <transit> you really think we want you in control of a flying car? [10:53:20] <PhantomSeriously> Lausi_: In Jan/Feb? Such boring depressing months [10:53:27] <GoMLism2> would we get tired as hell flapping our wings [10:53:34] <GoMLism2> or would it be like some floating shit [10:53:38] <double_not_spy> Jet packs [10:53:40] <PhantomSeriously> Floating [10:53:43] <PhantomSeriously> Hovering [10:53:46] <double_not_spy> The answer is always Jet Packs [10:53:58] <Lausi_> PhantomSeriously: indeed. Maybe we should just make it a whole month of eating and watching movies? [10:54:03] <PhantomSeriously> I saw a show this morning that had a dude in a jetpack [10:54:16] <PhantomSeriously> He flew like 30m into the air [10:54:18] <Algo2> transit: organic what? There are almost no laws for any of the “green supplier guidelines” toyota has. They chose which states they would put their plants in. It’s scattered ascross some of the le<Algo2> is my point. Toyota is a horrible, horrible company [10:54:24] <PhantomSeriously> Yes, Lausi_! [10:54:25] <GoMLism2> i wish humans hibernated [10:54:27] <PhantomSeriously> A WHOLE month [10:54:32] <GoMLism2> during the winter [10:54:35] <GoMLism2> for a month [10:54:38] <strangerthanfic> Hi [10:54:45] <GoMLism2> we just ate a fuckload then slept for a month [10:55:04] <GoMLism2> if god existed and created us [10:55:08] <strangerthanfic> GoMLism2, you sound like someone who spends all his time watching movies
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