[08:50:24] <JustTheTip> didn’t you play Metal Gear Solid, Gran Turismo? [08:50:28] <JamesGray> I’ve met a girl who *really* liked zelda [08:50:29] <JustTheTip> and a million others? [08:50:32] <zeezey> umm [08:50:35] <zeezey> shit [08:50:35] <JamesGray> but not really any real gamers [08:50:40] <ninjapig> dude the playstation game covers DID not do the graphics justice [08:50:47] <bihtori> what is zelda was a girl? [08:50:56] <zeezey> playstation? [08:50:57] <zeezey> wtf? [08:51:01] <ninjapig> zeezey: we’re talking [08:51:04] <ninjapig> please go away? [08:51:08] <zeezey> idk if i just dreamed of H again [08:51:08] <wtfbenlol> lol playstation has no gaems [08:51:08] <ninjapig> rage out somewhere else? [08:51:16] <zeezey> fuck [08:51:31] <ninjapig> H for hentai? [08:51:34] <JustTheTip> playstation one is the king of consoles [08:51:38] <zeezey> heroin [08:51:40] <MartinL> is it a good cookie, phantomseriously? [08:51:47] <Kiyiko> ? [08:51:54] <JustTheTip> once I was racing a 99 lap race in Gran Turismo 2 [08:52:00] <JustTheTip> and I saw a mouse run across the room [08:52:03] <JustTheTip> didn’t flinch, kept racing [08:52:09] <zeezey> lool [08:52:12] <ninjapig> zeezey are you hooked on heroin? [08:52:17] <Kiyiko> 
[08:52:19] <ninjapig> you should quit bro [08:52:29] <zeezey> ninjapig no i was ive been clean for 2yrs [08:52:37] <ninjapig> k [08:52:44] <MartinL> JustTheTip: Race Driver: GRID had a 24h mode. [08:52:57] <JustTheTip> Was it good? [08:53:02] <JustTheTip> was the AI good I mean? [08:53:04] <zeezey> i still get dreams.. [08:53:07] <zeezey> fuck [08:53:27] <JustTheTip> cause it is it is now my number one life goal to get a driving wheel and GRID [08:53:30] <MartinL> JustTheTip: I think it was okay, it’s a codemasters game, very similar to Dirt [08:53:56] <JustTheTip> ok, I’ll have to play that someday [08:54:17] <Majstor|Nutsoher> back [08:54:24] <ninjapig> zeezey: what did you rage out about the other day [08:54:30] <MartinL> JustTheTip: If i’m not mistaken, GT5 has a 24h mode too. [08:54:39] <zeezey> ninjapig i didnt rage out u did [08:54:47] <JustTheTip> not buying an outdated console, MartinL [08:54:53] <ninjapig> no it’s a fact u raged out a few mornings ago [08:54:59] <MartinL> JustTheTip: I understand. [08:55:00] <ninjapig> on some girl [08:55:05] <ninjapig> i want to know who and what [08:55:28] <JustTheTip> how come the current gen can’t be emulated yet? [08:55:46] <wtfbenlol> emulation takes a lot of power [08:55:59] <Majstor|Nutsoher> bep kick me in the left nut please [08:56:01] <MartinL> JustTheTip: Because it isn’t worth it, or it’s just sauced with copyright. [08:56:27] <ninjapig> what [08:56:33] <ninjapig> what are you bitches babbling about [08:56:35] MartinL kicks Majstor|Nutsoher in the right nut [08:56:39] <MartinL> Majstor|Nutsoher: There you go! [08:56:41] <ninjapig> you don’t want to emulate the cell processor [08:56:44] <MartinL> Oh wait. [08:56:45] <Majstor|Nutsoher> thank you! [08:56:48] <Majstor|Nutsoher> oh wait [08:56:54] <MartinL> Sorry about that. [08:57:01] <Majstor|Nutsoher> appology accepted [08:57:04] <wtfbenlol> My pc cannot run emulators, I am the %99 [08:57:08] <ninjapig> HAPPYFUNBRO is so dumb [08:57:14] <ninjapig> wtfbenlol: don’t feel bad [08:57:17] <HAPPYFUNBRO> ? [08:57:18] <ninjapig> same case [08:57:29] <ninjapig> dude HAPPYFUNBRO you’re an idiot [08:57:29] <wtfbenlol> its funny [08:57:35] <MartinL> wtfbenlol: lolthatjokeisntoverusedatallitsveryfunnyhahaha [08:57:39] <HAPPYFUNBRO> what now? [08:57:54] <wtfbenlol> not that [08:57:58] <ninjapig> this is that guy we were talking about earlier [08:58:02] <wtfbenlol> …jerk [08:58:13] <Majstor|Nutsoher> why are you idiot HAPPYFUNBRO [08:58:23] <MartinL> ninjapig: who and why? [08:58:40] <JustTheTip> HAPPYFUNBRO’s a cool guy [08:58:45] <ninjapig> HAPPYFUNBRO is a gigantic dbag [08:58:46] <JustTheTip> he brings joy [08:58:53] <PhantomSeriously> Do all the bros [08:58:57] <PhantomSeriously> to* [08:58:59] <Majstor|Nutsoher> why are you cool guy HAPPYFUNBRO [08:59:04] <JustTheTip> show him how nice you are, HAPPYFUNBRO [08:59:04] <ninjapig> as we were discussing for the last 1 hr [08:59:07] <HAPPYFUNBRO> ninjapig’s just mad because I had sex with his sister [08:59:09] <MartinL> PhantomSeriously: Sup? [08:59:14] <Majstor|Nutsoher> lol [08:59:16] <JustTheTip> PhantomSeriously: what? [08:59:28] <PhantomSeriously> He brings joy… to all the bros [08:59:36] <PhantomSeriously> HAPPYFUNBRO [08:59:39] <Majstor|Nutsoher> did you make her cum HAPPYFUNBRO [08:59:48] <JustTheTip> aah yes, makes sense [08:59:53] <PhantomSeriously> Sup, MartinL [08:59:54] <MartinL> HAPPYFUNBRO: What a mature response. You sir is what Reddit should be like. [09:00:07] <HAPPYFUNBRO> well, I am what reddit should be like [09:00:09] <JustTheTip> HAPPYFUNBRO should be cast in Adventure Time [09:00:12] <MartinL> PhantomSeriously: Just waitin’ for dat bus, still 33min to go. [09:00:17] <PhantomSeriously> I had sex with ninjapig’s sister too [09:00:19] ri0tdorque reads up [09:00:27] <PhantomSeriously> mmmm dat bus [09:00:34] <ninjapig> my sister is a whore [09:00:45] Majstor|Nutsoher sense disturbance in the force. [09:00:46] <ninjapig> : [09:01:57] <Lausi_> Noo, i DC’ed, what did i miss out on? [09:02:05] <JustTheTip_> DCd too [09:02:12] <qwebirc808611> Me too [09:02:18] <JustTheTip_> PhantomSeriously: All I have is raw rice and raspberry vinegar [09:02:18] <qwebirc808611> How do you change your name? [09:02:21] <Majstor|Nutsoher> you missed supernova [09:02:30] <JustTheTip_> and pickadilly mustard [09:02:45] <Majstor|Nutsoher> type /nick name [09:02:50] <Lausi_> qwebirc808611: Try /nick [insert name] [09:03:13] <qwebirc808611> D:< [09:03:17] <qwebirc808611> Bollocks [09:03:25] <ninjapig> meefs: [09:03:28] <Majstor|Nutsoher> are you irish? [09:03:31] <ninjapig> you suck [09:03:36] <qwebirc808611> Me? [09:03:39] <ninjapig> piss off [09:03:39] <Majstor|Nutsoher> ye 
[09:03:56] <qwebirc808611> Yes 
[09:04:04] <Lausi_> .ud Martin [09:04:07] <redditalien> Lausi_: Martin: A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis [example] that guy is quiet, but he’s a martin [/example] ; Pronounced MAR-tin. Contain 2 syllables. Of Latin origin and it’s mea<Lausi_> This never gets old. [09:04:14] <Majstor|Nutsoher> ive been hearing quite a bit of bollocks over there ) [09:04:17] <HAPPYFUNBRO> what is a bearded clam? [09:04:22] <Lausi_> I’ll probably do this for ever . [09:04:30] <JustTheTip_> how can I register a nickname? [09:04:32] <Lausi_> -more [09:04:33] <ninjapig> wut wut [09:04:34] <Lausi_> .more [09:04:36] <redditalien> Lausi_: thoughtful. They are also a little nerdy, but incredibly attractive at the same time. Martins are sometimes shy but very friendly. Often described as awesome, magnificent, hunky, charmi<JustTheTip_> .more [09:04:39] <redditalien> JustTheTip_: Error: You haven’t asked me a command; perhaps you want to see someone else’s more. To do so, call this command with that person’s nick. [09:04:45] <ninjapig> lol [09:04:53] <Lausi_> .more [09:04:55] <redditalien> Lausi_: looker!Yeah, he’s a Martin. [/example] ; MartinA very amazing person. Can make you feel so loved and cared about. The most cuddly, snuggly, lovely person ever! They have really pretty e<ninjapig> WOW [09:04:59] <ninjapig> no way [09:05:05] <ninjapig> i can’t believe you just said that [09:05:41] <Lausi_> .more [09:05:42] <redditalien> Lausi_: hold on tight and keep them forever. [example] Look at that Martin, he is so adorable and cuddly!That boy is so amazing, he must be a Martin! [/example] ; someone extremely hot others f<ninjapig> Lausi_: ….. [09:06:03] <Lausi_> ninjapig: This is great for my ego [09:06:21] <Lausi_> ninjapig: Just let me do this, all right? Only 3 more to go. [09:06:28] <ninjapig> you broke the damn bot [09:06:35] Majstor|Nutsoher pin pricks Lausi_’s ego ))) [09:06:36] <PhantomSrsly> Fuck was that annoying [09:06:39] <ninjapig> wait 600 seconds [09:06:44] <Majstor|Nutsoher> wooooooshhhh [09:06:45] <Lausi_> .more [09:06:51] <ninjapig> Lausi_: you’re the reason these people are probably getting booted [09:06:55] <ninjapig> though i can’t be sure [09:07:01] <Lausi_> ninjapig: Oh. [09:07:06] <PhantomSrsly> Lausi_ stop it! [09:07:08] <Lausi_> In that case, i’ll stop [09:07:19] <Lausi_> PhantomSrsly: BUT IT SAYS NICE THINGS ABOUT ME! [09:07:20] <Majstor|Nutsoher> actually he should continue it [09:07:27] <Majstor|Nutsoher> so that we make sure if that is it or not [09:07:36] <PhantomSrsly> It won’t let me use my normal name, and it’s all cause of you! [09:07:41] <Majstor|Nutsoher> nothing worse then suspecting something and not following through to make sure [09:08:00] <Lausi_> PhantomSrsly: But… Look at what it says about me :/ [09:08:07] <Lausi_> Isn’t it worth the price? [09:08:18] <PhantomSrsly> UD says nice things about my name too, but I don’t spam it [09:08:18] <PhantomSrsly> [09:08:26] <Majstor|Nutsoher> you know i pictured you like a martin guy Lausi_ [09:08:29] <Majstor|Nutsoher> in hindsight [09:08:33] <ri0tdorque> huh? [09:08:56] <Majstor|Nutsoher> tall, thin, cool kind of guy – Martin [09:08:56] <Lausi_> PhantomSrsly: Yes, ma’am. [09:09:02] <PhantomSrsly> <3 [09:09:07] <marowanna> yawn [09:09:12] <marowanna> anyone watch the shogun fight? [09:09:12] <PhantomSrsly> Good boy [09:09:18] <Majstor|Nutsoher> i did [09:09:20] <Majstor|Nutsoher> awesome [09:09:27] <marowanna> hendo is the man [09:09:29] <ri0tdorque> nope [09:09:30] <Majstor|Nutsoher> everyone here was gay when i mentioned ufc [09:09:34] <Lausi_> Majstor: I take that as a compliment. [09:09:43] <BadUserExceptio_> ufc is for barbarians [09:09:46] <marowanna> Majstor|Nutsoher this place is retarded when it comes to any sport not soccer or mlg [09:09:49] <marowanna> if mlg is a sport [09:09:55] <Majstor|Nutsoher> both were the man for me marowanna [09:10:04] <BadUserException> i actually know someone who is a ufc fighter [09:10:09] <PhantomSrsly> How tall are you, Lausi_? [09:10:12] <marowanna> people cannot understand that mma is the oldest sport in the world, along with the fastest growing sport in the world currently [09:10:15] <Majstor|Nutsoher> i respect how shogun survived and came back punching [09:10:20] <Lausi_> PhantomSrsly 1.94m [09:10:26] <PhantomSrsly> Jesus. [09:10:46] <Majstor|Nutsoher> please dont call football soccer [09:10:50] <Majstor|Nutsoher> [09:10:58] <marowanna> uh lol i take that arguement and shove it in asses of idiots [09:11:05] <marowanna> the uk changed the name to soccer, deal with it. [09:11:09] <Majstor|Nutsoher> no! [09:11:13] <marowanna> no one likes that history lesson [09:11:16] <Lausi_> PhantomSrsly: I hate it, i can’t ride the bus like a regular person. [09:11:19] <leontopod> I don’t get what the big deal is about soccer, and yet, people (fans) have died over it [09:11:20] <BadUserException> everyone who isn’t american calls it ‘football’ [09:11:22] <marowanna> its a shame thing i think. [09:11:24] <PhantomSrsly> 6’5? D: [09:11:30] <PhantomSrsly> I’m only 5’2! [09:11:36] <leontopod> Every country except the United States seems to be ga ga over soccer [09:11:38] <marowanna> BadUserException uk changed the name bro. [09:11:43] <Lausi_> PhantomSrsly: Lol [09:11:45] <BadUserException> marowanna: no, we didn’t [09:11:46] <marowanna> leontopod because were not pussies maybe? [09:11:47] <marowanna> yes you did [09:11:51] <BadUserException> nope [09:11:52] <BadUserException> it’s football [09:11:55] <marowanna> lol ok [09:11:59] <Majstor|Nutsoher> soccer is ultimate caveman gathership [09:12:07] <Majstor|Nutsoher> damn, i meant football! [09:12:10] <ri0tdorque> no that would be hockey [09:12:12] <PhantomSrsly> or 156cm [09:12:13] <marowanna> soccer clubs in europe are imbedded with racism [09:12:14] <BadUserException> if you called football ‘soccer’ here, you’d get punched in the face [09:12:14] <Majstor|Nutsoher> see how you got me [09:12:17] <BadUserException> in one of the pubs [09:12:19] <bep> yeah [09:12:20] <leontopod> I don’t get soccer… first of all the field is too big, second of all nothing ever seems to be happening, third of all it lasts ninety minutes [09:12:21] <bep> punched [09:12:22] <leontopod> BORING [09:12:23] <bep> in the face [09:12:26] <Lausi_> PhantomSrsly: Oh lawd [09:12:27] <marowanna> BadUserException lol im sure, by a guy who is pretending to be hurt [09:12:31] <bep> s/imbedded/embedded [09:12:32] <HAPPYFUNBRO> is this pic nsfw? http://hairynakedgirls.com/galleries/atkhairy/1144/01.jpg [09:12:33] <ri0tdorque> i like blood with my sport damnit [09:12:34] <marowanna> soccer is for pussies. [09:12:39] <bep> football is not for wusses [09:12:41] <Majstor|Nutsoher> BadUserException thats how cavemen behave, they punch you in the face [09:12:42] <ri0tdorque> heh [09:12:43] <bep> american football is for wusses [09:12:46] <bep> all that padding [09:12:48] <bep> why not just wear a robot suit [09:12:52] <bep> wuss [09:12:53] <JustTheTip> hey [09:12:54] <BadUserException> yes, and most football fans are cavemen [09:12:55] <Majstor|Nutsoher> bep kick me in the left nut please [09:13:05] <ri0tdorque> but only the left one right? [09:13:06] <marowanna> lol sports talk with redditors is like philosophy with retards [09:13:17] <PhantomSrsly> What are you oh lawding at, Lausi_? [09:13:35] <JustTheTip> I need to have lunch [09:13:39] <BadUserException> i think that calling UFC a sport is rather presumptuous [09:13:46] <BadUserException> it’s more like a gladiatorial contest [09:13:52] <marowanna> BadUserException 8 million people watched the fight on fox [09:13:59] <bep> lawd [09:14:04] <bep> .fight marowanna bep [09:14:05] <marowanna> 8.8 rather. [09:14:06] <redditalien> bep: bep: 696000, marowanna: 251
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