[14:42:06] <Morinaka> piles or fissures? [14:42:15] <FireBeard> I think fissures [14:42:17] <Stagen> Oooooooookay.. new topic! [14:42:22] Stagen shudders [14:42:22] <FireBeard> hurts like fucking hell [14:42:30] <JustTheTip> FireBeard: I’m with you spiritally. [14:42:39] <Morinaka> it’s not that bad, had my ass examanined by the GP a couple of times [14:42:41] <FireBeard> areyou the same? [14:42:52] <FireBeard> Morinaka: I wish I could… [14:42:52] <JustTheTip> No, but I empathize [14:43:04] <FireBeard> but, I’m a fat man with a fucking hairy ass [14:43:19] <FireBeard> there’s no way I can clean that shit up good enough to be presentable [14:43:21] <Stagen> Don’t eat spicy foods. [14:43:23] <MajstorNutsohere> http://www.youtube.com/user/ryanstout [14:43:25] <JustTheTip> Doctors are perverts, FireBeard [14:43:25] <redditalien> Title: ryanstouts Channel – YouTube (at www.youtube.com) [14:43:26] <FireBeard> I don’t [14:43:35] <Morinaka> i thought i had piles, first imte he said he was fissures, second time was a hemotoma rather than the pile [14:43:35] <FireBeard> stopped eating spcicy foods years ago [14:43:44] <JustTheTip> The fatter, hairier, dirtier, stinkier you are, the more they enjoy the consultation [14:43:46] <Morinaka> my typing is shit [14:43:54] <mmap> oh, then you wouldn’t like my bourbon steak habanero chili [14:43:56] <PhantomSrsly> Ew. [14:44:03] <FireBeard> Morinaka: fissures mean operations, right? [14:44:04] <FireBeard> 
[14:44:07] <Stagen> Good, spicy foods are the #1 reason why people develop “issues” back there. 
[14:44:10] <mmap> my chili is actually damn good [14:44:17] <FireBeard> I’d rather go through hell every time I poop ! [14:44:24] <Morinaka> don’t worry about it, i was a little nervy about it, doctor said about 25% of his patient visits involve looking at someones ass [14:44:38] <Morinaka> he’s seen it all [14:44:39] <FireBeard> yes, butt… [14:44:42] <Mortvert> [14:44:44] <redditalien> Title: shiba puppy – YouTube (at www.youtube.com) [14:44:44] <Stagen> no BUTTS [14:44:45] <Morinaka> no, no operations [14:44:46] <FireBeard> it’s fucking gross, man [14:44:50] <Stagen> Teehee [14:44:54] <FireBeard> no operation…?! [14:45:06] <mmap> long ago it used to be belived that chili peppers caused ulcers. Today we know they’re caused by bacteria, and even though chilis cause pain to existing ulcers they actually inhibit the bacteria that<FireBeard> I thought fissures bad enough would require an operation [14:45:08] <JustTheTip> Consider yourself lucky FireBeard [14:45:20] <Morinaka> why would you need an operation? [14:45:20] <FireBeard> with what, JustTheTip [14:45:26] <FireBeard> Morinaka: to fix it? [14:45:31] <mmap> for the most part, chilis are really good for you, aid in digestion [14:45:31] <Morinaka> they just need time to heal [14:45:34] <JustTheTip> even though they wish they could [14:45:36] <JustTheTip> Most people won’t ever have the opportunity to show their ass to their doctor [14:45:40] <FireBeard> how, if you have to poop? [14:45:43] <Stagen> Let me just ask, what is meant with fissues? [14:45:47] <Morinaka> get some more fibre [14:45:49] <FireBeard> JustTheTip: touche [14:45:53] <mmap> FireBeard: just put that TP in the icebox 
[14:45:54] <Morinaka> need to give your ring a break [14:45:58] SUCHaPYT chuckles a bit [14:46:01] <Morinaka> some nice smooth shits [14:46:12] <JustTheTip> FireBeard: take an ice cube from time to time and stick it in there [14:46:13] <FireBeard> Stagen: you do not want to know [14:46:18] <FireBeard> and if you do, try google images [14:46:21] <JustTheTip> like a nugget of butter in between hot pancakes [14:46:32] <FireBeard> JustTheTip: for the rest of my fucking life? [14:46:36] <JustTheTip> it will feel good [14:46:38] <Morinaka> doctor should be able to prescribe some asshole cream with local anestetic in to numb the pain [14:46:39] <JustTheTip> absolutely [14:46:43] <Stagen> FireBeard: I do actually, if it’s just like haemoroids, if not, I don’t want to know.. [14:46:49] <FireBeard> ANYTHING going up there feels like shit [14:46:52] <PhantomSrsly> Sudocrem. [14:46:53] <Morinaka> man that stuff was nice [14:47:21] <Stagen> Morinaka: that stuff is the reason why I don’t mind a bit of anal play in bed nowadays.. [14:47:25] <Morinaka> you need to get it checked out anyway, need to make sure it’s only some fissures [14:47:41] <JustTheTip> one thing you can do, FireBeard, is making ice sheets in your freezer. You foil to make cheek shaped trays about 1 inch thick [14:47:50] <Morinaka> fissures aren’t a huge deal, just a pain in the ass [14:47:51] <FireBeard> Morinaka: yea, I think so too [14:47:55] <JustTheTip> and insert them in there when you feel like it [14:48:03] <fperez> i finally found a smart, nice, down to earth girl. and she accepts that im arrogant and can be a jerk. perfection [14:48:04] <FireBeard> it hurst LIKE HELL sometimes [14:48:09] <FireBeard> and it itches CONSTANTLY [14:48:15] <Stagen> Litterally, Morinaka ? [14:48:24] <FireBeard> I’ve grown used to having one stinky finger that I scratch my ass with a few times a day [14:48:29] <MajstorNutsohere> i believe most people into anal had fissures at some point [14:48:30] <Stagen> lol [14:48:38] <MajstorNutsohere> if that is what you mean by it [14:48:40] <Morinaka> when you get ass problems you certainly realise how your asshole is like the center of your whole body [14:48:40] mmap reminds himself never to shake hands with FB [14:48:44] <FireBeard> well, I’m not into anal [14:48:54] <MajstorNutsohere> i didnt meant you were [14:49:07] <MajstorNutsohere> im just saying i believe it to be harmless [14:49:20] <Stagen> MajstorNutsohere: not in my case, it’s just a finger or similar, not like a 2″ cock/dildo [14:49:25] <FireBeard> oh god, how I hate my nick being shortened to FB, that reminds me of Facebook, which I hate [14:49:27] <Morinaka> all fissures and the hematoma gave me was very particular toilet habits [14:49:31] <MajstorNutsohere> you think goatse never had fissures? [14:49:40] <Stagen> lol [14:49:47] <MajstorNutsohere> and look at him now [14:49:49] <MajstorNutsohere> all happy [14:49:54] <JustTheTip> I’m going to cook awesome pasta [14:49:54] <mmap> FB: sorry about that [14:49:56] <FireBeard> Morinaka: me too [14:49:56] <mmap> just kidding [14:49:57] <jeek_> I wonder what the goatse guy is doing nowadays [14:50:02] <JustTheTip> I got all the ingredients motherfuckers [14:50:02] <FireBeard> I go THE SECOND I think I need to go [14:50:03] <zaapiel> a/s/l? [14:50:09] <MajstorNutsohere> motor drills [14:50:25] <FireBeard> because otherwise the stool might get thicker, and rip my ass in pieces again [14:50:29] <MajstorNutsohere> i need to go pee, hold my seat [14:50:35] <Morinaka> seriously though, wet wipes with extra moisturiser on is like wiping my ass with silk, then cleaning up with some talc powder on toilet paper to dry the moistness from the wipes [14:50:36] <FireBeard> sometines, of course, you can’t avoid that [14:50:37] <chan-chan> so much pooptalk [14:50:56] <JustTheTip> whole grain pasta, pasta stock, grana padano, mushroom tomato sauce, butter and salt [14:50:59] <mmap> shit talkin? [14:50:59] <FireBeard> Morinaka: I’ll try that [14:51:10] <mmap> that’s a bee gee’s song innit? [14:51:15] <chan-chan> install a shower toilet [14:51:16] <jeek_> JustTheTip: sounds like a recipe for disaster [14:51:17] <Stagen> beats the never ending topic of PhantomSrsly’s tits, chan-chan [14:51:27] <chan-chan> lets combine the two [14:51:28] <Morinaka> i had to, wiping around the hematoma was really painful otherwise [14:51:32] <hpr> tits, where? [14:51:36] <Stagen> t&a, hell yea! [14:51:40] <FireBeard> talkinga bout PhantomSrsly’s tits… [14:51:42] <JustTheTip> jeek_: yeah, an earthquake of good flavor [14:51:49] <chan-chan> boobs on the buttocks [14:51:50] <hpr> i’ve never talked about PhantomSrsly’s tits [14:51:54] <JustTheTip> jeek_: seriously what’s wrong with the ingredients? [14:51:58] <chan-chan> now you have [14:51:59] <FireBeard> she promised me some boobs [14:52:09] <FireBeard> [I just hope it's a she] [14:52:11] <chan-chan> he sold his daughter for boobs [14:52:12] <Stagen> Seriously dissapointed too. 
[14:52:25] <Stagen> FireBeard: seen a pic of her, I think [14:52:29] <jeek_> JustTheTip: Nothing at all, just all of this shit talking is making me think those ingredients would clear me out [14:52:33] <FireBeard> I never did [14:52:35] <jeek_> TITS [14:52:37] ri0tdorque reads up [14:52:41] <FireBeard> only been on this channel for a few weeks [14:52:46] <cyoz> clicking on “top” shows me nothing [14:52:46] <JustTheTip> everyone in here is dudes [14:52:49] <cyoz> known bug? [14:52:55] <Stagen> FireBeard: only been here myself a few days. [14:52:56] <hpr> tl;dr give us the pic url [14:52:57] <JustTheTip> but some have longer trolling techniques than most [14:52:57] <Morinaka> i had a clear out at 2am last night, damn IBS [14:53:01] <chan-chan> except the girls they are double dudes [14:53:10] <chan-chan> like a penis on another penis [14:53:20] <hpr> damn, i’ve been here close to a year now [14:53:21] <Stagen> chan-chan: docking? [14:53:26] <chan-chan> double docking [14:53:29] <hpr> although i was at my most active around spring [14:53:30] <Stagen> Niiice.. [14:53:31] <Morinaka> .ud docking [14:53:32] <redditalien> Morinaka: docking: The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another’s penis. [example] David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty’s stretchy foreskin. <hpr> time files [14:53:37] <hpr> flies* [14:53:39] <chan-chan> ive been here a few weeks [14:53:39] <FireBeard> Stagen: ah [14:53:45] <FireBeard> well, I meant a few months [for me] [14:54:13] <Morinaka> .ud spiderman [14:54:15] <redditalien> Morinaka: spiderman: When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, <Stagen> I’m afraid if I keep hanging out in here I’ll never get any work done though.. [14:54:18] <hpr> circumcised can’t dock [14:54:23] <hpr> sucks to be one of those [14:54:37] <Stagen> hpr: I pointed that out when the topic started [14:54:46] <hpr> Stagen, o/ [14:54:49] <Stagen> No one noticed [14:54:53] <JustTheTip> you can be the docker, but not the dockee [14:55:07] <chan-chan> wouldnt it hurt to stretch it that much [14:55:17] <hpr> i miss setcattobeep [14:55:18] <Stagen> Is the In some cases I suppose [14:55:21] <hpr> she was funny [14:55:26] <FireBeard> Stagen: welcome to my world, I’ve been on irc for 15+ years, and I’m jobless for years, just IRC [14:55:40] <hpr> FireBeard, yo dutch bastard! [14:55:42] <FireBeard> it’s a good life tho [14:55:42] <Stagen> FireBeard: that doesn’t bode well. >.< [14:55:52] <FireBeard> Stagen: it’s how it is [14:55:58] <chan-chan> i finished uni two years ago and just had one jawb [14:56:03] <chan-chan> baw [14:56:20] <JustTheTip> just to spite you all lucky bastards who can play Skyrim, I’m gonna call my recipe Skyrimesa Pasta [14:56:24] <FireBeard> I’m on disability [14:56:33] <Morinaka> same FireBeard [14:56:35] <Mortvert> JustTheTip – o/ [14:56:36] <TiredAtWork> FireBeard: my job is to be on IRC nearly all day [14:56:39] <chan-chan> skyrim black mesa? [14:56:39] <Morinaka> you Uk or USA? [14:56:42] <Mortvert> TiredAtWork – o/ [14:56:44] <JustTheTip> yo yo yo [14:56:48] <TiredAtWork> hi Mortvert [14:56:54] <fperez> TiredAtWork, my job is also to be on irc all day, but only because that’s what i pretend it is [14:56:55] <FireBeard> TiredAtWork: your nick kinda discredits that point [14:56:59] <chan-chan> what disability is it [14:57:05] <FireBeard> mine? [14:57:07] <TiredAtWork> FireBeard: is this better? [14:57:19] <BoredAtWork> . [14:57:27] <chan-chan> is it the beard [14:57:30] <BoredAtWork> fperez: what do you do again? [14:57:46] <Mortvert> BoredAtWork – why don’t you visit us outside work? [14:57:57] <BoredAtWork> Good question [14:57:59] <FireBeard> I’ve got a very complex autoimmune dissease [14:58:10] <chan-chan> bummer [14:58:11] <hpr> http://naurunappula.com/825353/lydia-vs-gate 
[14:58:14] <redditalien> Title: Naurunappula: videot – Lydia Vs Gate (at naurunappula.com) [14:58:14] <Mortvert> FireBeard – consume more liquid fire [14:58:23] <FireBeard> I drink myself silly [14:58:25] <Morinaka> it have a specific name? [14:58:29] <FireBeard> I don’t think that’s it [14:58:32] <BoredAtWork> Mortvert: Because I don’t want to mix my work and personal “life” [14:58:33] <FireBeard> Morinaka: yes [14:58:39] <FireBeard> well, actually, no [14:58:43] <Mortvert> BoredAtWork – just IRC use more frequently, mmkay? [14:58:45] <chan-chan> become lechuck [14:58:54] <BoredAtWork> Mortvert: will do [14:58:55] <fperez> BoredAtWork, i’m IT services for a chemical lab [14:59:03] <FireBeard> I’m one of those people who got the worst of the worst of something that sounds quite innocent [14:59:07] <BoredAtWork> fperez: lolol IT [14:59:16] <BoredAtWork> why do so many kids in IT hate on OWS [14:59:28] <meefs> because they hate themselves [14:59:31] <sira> exit [14:59:32] <chan-chan> this is a photo of FireBeard http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/The_Curse_of_Monkey_Island_artwork.jpg [14:59:37] <Stagen> FireBeard: well if I’m ever going to be on reddit all the time I just need to moderate myself and stop staring to my right instead of my left: http://cl.ly/BwH4 [14:59:48] <redditalien> Title: IMG_0487.JPG (at cl.ly) [14:59:50] <Morinaka> which was? [14:59:50] <fperez> BoredAtWork, because we are sheltered from the problems of the 68%, so we just dont care i guess [14:59:59] <hfaafb_work> did all google traffic just turn into https [15:00:04] <BoredAtWork> I think it has to do with the high concentrations of asspies in the field and their inability to understand human emotions. In the world of an asspie, everyone lives just outside a major city a<FireBeard> that’s just fucking scary dude [15:00:15] <BoredAtWork> And if you arent doing that, you’re just lazy. [15:00:30] <hfaafb_work> anyone know the shorthand for truck stop prostitutes [15:00:41] <BoredAtWork> lot lizards [15:00:52] <Stagen> Sorry FireBeard that pic hasn’t moved / changed since I work to my left or [15:01:01] <hfaafb_work> is it that pic of his fine ass daughter [15:01:06] <hfaafb_work> i masturbate to that nightly [15:01:10] <pitage> wait three is a word for truck stop prostitutes ? [15:01:11] <Stagen> >_> [15:01:21] <hfaafb_work> i printed some photos out and creamed on them [15:01:28] <hfaafb_work> yeah pitage i heard about it [15:01:28] <chan-chan> mac minis are so cute [15:01:29] <pitage> what is the world comeing to ! [15:01:31] <FireBeard> http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/lighteruption.htm what I have kinda is like that, but in the most extreme form imaginable [15:01:32] <redditalien> Title: Polymorphic light eruption (at www.netdoctor.co.uk) [15:01:51] <Lausi_> Haaaaai! [15:02:05] <Stagen> At least I don’t fap to pictures of you and your daughter, FireBeard [15:02:09] <fperez> BoredAtWork, actually my real problem with OWS isnt the message, its just that protesting doesnt really solve anything once you have gotten your message out. there’s a time for protest, and a time f<Stagen> Lausi_: !!!!!!!111one <3 [15:02:24] <Lausi_> Stagen: Sup mah fellow dane? [15:02:26] <BoredAtWork> fperez: That’s nonsense [15:02:31] <Morinaka> sunlight allergy? [15:02:34] <fperez> really? [15:02:34] <BoredAtWork> You might as well have said that to the Egyptians when they started their protests [15:02:35] <pitage> fperez protesting is action [15:02:42] <leontopod> Do gays have cooties? [15:02:42] <BoredAtWork> All movements begin as protests, to say they solve nothing is just naive. [15:02:43] <leontopod> ew! [15:02:46] <fperez> BoredAtWork, but the egyptians DID stop protesting, they revolted [15:02:53] <fperez> no no no. [15:02:58] <hpr> FireBeard’s real name is nosferatu [15:02:58] <fperez> i said the time for protesting has ended [15:02:59] <BoredAtWork> yeah, after they started as a protest [15:03:08] <fperez> the protest has accomplished its goal. now its time to actually take action [15:03:15] <Stagen> Lausi_: nothing much, I’m trying to work but IRC keeps ruining that for me. [15:03:16] <BoredAtWork> But first it takes a lot of violenc directed at the protesters to turn it into something more [15:03:17] <killminusnine> How do you propose we organize a revolution [15:03:23] <chan-chan> my parents want me to go back to egypt but then i read on reddit that they are killing everyone [15:03:26] <chan-chan> nope nope nope [15:03:31] <pitage> Stagen: hit the x in the top left or top right [15:03:37] <fperez> killminusnine, well first you need to hash out a plan of change that you want. one with specific details, not vague slogans [15:03:42] <chan-chan> cant get me to go there [15:03:46] <Lausi_> Stagen: Yes i know that all to well, it’s so hypnotizing 
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